The ignorance of the woodpecker


Monday, 16th March 2020

I cycle to work for the first time ever, because the car is in the garage and because it’s for a meeting about my phased return to work. It’s about 13 miles each way and the sun is shining. The part of my route on the old railway line by the river is peaceful and the views of the South Downs are lovely; all seems well with the world.
Of course, it’s not. People are still panic buying in the shops (today, the aisles were bare of bread, meat, soya milk, yoghurt, soap, cleaning products, rice, pasta, most tinned goods, and nearly all the frozen food) and already lots of people are changing their behaviour: avoiding social situations involving large numbers; stopping their attendance at exercise classes; preventing their children from doing their club sports; telling their parents they won’t see them until it’s over (Spring 2021, according to today’s UK news announcement); hoarding food.
At the school where I work (although not since mid-November), I am welcomed by our school secretary who whips out some hand sanitiser for me, telling me that it was being put on the counter but someone stole the last bottle. In my meeting with our headteacher, she tells me that one of the teachers who has severe asthma is staying off work to protect himself. A few children are absent with coughs but apart from that, the school looks and feels the same. Our head still thinks the schools will close before long which will make my return to work a short one. In the playground, the kids run and chase and scream and play under blue skies and white clouds, just as they always have.
It’s noticeable on my ride home that on the main road, which is normally a very busy link road between Brighton and this part of Sussex, there are far fewer cars than normal. I know that everyone who is able to is working from home.
In the afternoon, Boris Johnson tells everyone to reduce social contact and avoid restaurants, pubs, cinemas, theatres and other events. Small businesses, such as hairdressers, masseuses, restaurant owners, and dog groomers, will no doubt be hit hardest, even as stocks on the world’s markets plummet. Our next-door neighbour has his own building company and tells me that they will carry on as usual because they’re working on small sites away from other people. I imagine getting deliveries of supplies might be more of an issue once this thing hits hard.
Online, I read that sales of guns and ammunition in America are rocketing so at least one business is doing well out of this. Seriously, it makes me glad gun ownership is not an issue here or I can imagine the gunfights in Lidl’s carpark over the last toilet roll or tin of tomato soup. My sister rightly points out that self-isolation for a family is fine for those families who enjoy each other’s company but what about domestic situations that are more toxic or abusive? It might be that late-night smotherings with a pillow might kill off more than Covid-19.
As I take in the laundry in the garden, late afternoon, I hear a woodpecker making a home. Spring is also coming, even as the shadows lengthen...

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Deaths: 53
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